Things I have learned today: bonjella does not heal sunburn, and neither does pesto or sperm.
I am one burnt bitch.

Anonymous asked: what did that ann summers shot do to you?

Made me energetic.

I wonder what it’s like to have a boyfriend that actually talks to you and wants to do sociable stuff with you rather than have his headphones constantly in. Fuck this I’m going back to sleep.

Whenever I talk about appearance on Facebook, people always start arguing! Why?! Its not like I’m being shallow or bitchy or anything :S it really makes me sad how argumentative people are

Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

No :@ fat head